It’s release day! Toebirds & Woodlice is now available in Kindle Unlimited and as a hardcover.

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Calling all day-dreamers, doodlers, dabblers and noodlers. This collection of 83 zany poems is for people who spend at least 60% of the day in their heads.

Some of these poems have previously been published in literary magazines. Some of the literary magazines that didn’t publish them may wish they had. Other literary magazines may be glad that they hadn’t – ever – published any of the poems in this collection. Some of the poems in this collection wish they had been published by literally any of the literary magazines in which other poems in this collection were published.

Disclaimer: The poems in this collection may induce headaches, nausea or nosebleeds. If this is the case, then please consult the help of your nearest noodlehead, who will advise the relevant treatment.

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About Leilanie Stewart

Leilanie Stewart is an award-winning author and poet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. She writes ghost and psychological horror, as well as experimental poetry. Her writing confronts the nature of self; her novels feature main characters on a dark psychological journey who have a crisis and create a new sense of identity. She began writing for publication while working as an English teacher in Japan, a career pathway that has influenced themes in her writing. Her former career as an Archaeologist has also inspired her writing and she has incorporated elements of archaeology and mythology into both her fiction and poetry. In addition to promoting her own work, Leilanie runs Bindweed Anthologies, a creative writing publication with her writer husband, Joseph Robert. Aside from publishing pursuits, Leilanie enjoys spending time with her husband and their lively literary lad, a voracious reader of sea monster books.

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