Happy International Men’s Day 2016!

Today is International Men’s Day. To celebrate, I’m sharing with you 3 poems by the wonderful man in my life: my poet-writer-editor-hubby Joseph Robert. These poems were previously published in 13 Myna Birds Magazine in July this year.

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You Know I Never Like To . . .

Joseph Robert © 2016

 

But complaining about complaining is complaining

And I hate to complain but this constant complaining

Really drains my energy and frustrates me

When you complain about everyone’s complaints against you

So, cut to the chase and other stopgap sayings

Do it already, blame a third party

For what we’re singly and collectively liable for

And then we can discuss with great dignity

The finer points of the generic interior design

Or landscape or architecture, depending on where we are

It doesn’t really matter too much as long as we can act

Like we can actually stand each other

We can’t complain




Jeweled / Cut & Clarity

Joseph Robert © 2016

 

Diamond Truths, Ruby Rants, Sapphire Songs, Emerald Fables

Amethyst Ejaculations, Cubic Zirconium Quotations

Gemstone Words, but missing a gold ring of meaning

To perch upon for their display and setting

They’re loose stones, precious or semi-precious, they’re loose

A palm full of star twinkle

Relevant only if we really force it

If we cast our own rings

With our daydreams overtaking our nights

Overhanging our days

A collection of set pieces

For when there’s energy to spare to do more

Than grin and bear it

In silence

Picking at the walls

Of the coalmine’s dark galleries




On The Casting Couch

Joseph Robert © 2016

 

Wealthy enough to inspire aspiration

But hard-working enough to be broken in enough

To mis-project myself into bed with you

Sure thing, that body’s sexy enough in this light

But you knew

You’re a character I could enjoy watching suffer

Sincerely concocted tribulations

When you meet your avatar

Of pampered, scented skin

And flatteringly cut cloth

Making dramatic facial expressions at us

With words that aren’t yours or mine

Unbelievable, but

I want to fall into those eyes

And die there 

At least two or three times 

In sickness and in health – writing and illness

It’s that time of year again when colds and flus are rife. When the season of norovirus is upon us, in the ever darkening northern hemisphere, what can we do when the spirit is willing…but the flesh is weak?

A still life snapshot of self-pity (photograph by Leilanie Stewart)

A still life snapshot of self-pity (photograph by Leilanie Stewart)

 

1. Rest for the body is rest for your mind

It’s a bit rich of me sitting here, writing this blog post, when I should be resting my flu-ridden body – and all the while I’m telling you to rest your body to help your writing in the longer term. Nevertheless it’s true: the brain is a physical thing and if it doesn’t rest, it can’t heal. If it can’t heal then the writing suffers. Makes sense, doesn’t it?

2. Turn fevers to your advantage 

On occasion, I have taken ideas or images from fever-induced states and used them in my writing. Check out my short story, Glen Abbott and the Green Man if you don’t believe me! Of course, nightmares and sleep-deprived delirium work pretty well too…

3. Watch movies and read books in bed

After all, there’s no better way to get inspiration than to take a critical look at all those who came before us.

Happy writing… and happy resting!

Related posts: 

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone

Winter writing blues

Short Story Magazine Publishers

Here’s a list of markets that don’t charge reading fees to read your submissions. They also have a really quick response time, so you don’t have to suffer a frustratingly long wait to hear the fate of your fiction…and ego!

The Sacred Cow

Mithila Review

Streetcake Magazine

Scarlet Leaf Review

Bird’s Thumb

Eunoia Review

Black Denim Literature

Vine Leaves Literary Journal

Crack the Spine Magazine

Front Porch Review

Close to the Bone Magazine
Happy writing, folks! ✒

Researching literary agents and traditional publishers

Over the past few years, my experience of the publishing world has greatly altered the perceptions I had as a fledgling writer 15 years ago. Back then, as a first time, self-taught writer, I didn’t have any connections in the business: I hadn’t studied creative writing for my undergraduate degree and therefore didn’t benefit from having a tutor, cronyism, or access to university associated literary prizes. I had two friends who dabbled in writing, but not enough to give me any feedback. I had an aunt, and another family friend who politely offered to be my beta readers. Apart from this, I was on my own. And what would any writer do if they found themselves alone?

A good starting point for me was to pick up the Writers and Artists Yearbook for the year 2002. I systematically went through it and made 2 lists: one of publishers and one of agents. As my first novel (finished in 2001) was a fantasy for young adults, I decided to approach publishers first. After 6 rejections, I got a request for a full ms; no easy job for a newbie writer. Eventually I was given a non-form rejection letter and, with a good dose of confidence instilled, I put my publishing goals temporarily on the side in 2002 to focus on competing my university degree (Archaeology, not literature).

Fast forward 10 years and my adult literary novel ms was finally ready to go the rounds in the publishing world. As before with my children’s novel ms, I bought a copy of the Writers and Artists Yearbook for 2012. But this time, the content was quite different than the 2002 version. Continue reading

Happy Halloween 2016!

To celebrate all things morbid, you can now read my 99 page novella, Zombie Reflux, for FREE as an Ebook on Google books.

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Comments, of course, are welcome below! You can also leave a review of the book on Amazon.com and Amazon Kindle.

Author visit – words of inspiration from Caroline Lawrence 

Recently at my day job (as those of you who have been following my blog, or are connected with me on LinkedIn or Facebook know, I work in secondary education by day, and lead my literary life by night) children’s author, Caroline Lawrence visited with words of inspiration for the youngsters, not to mention a fresh perspective for the adults.

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Her motivational words for the budding young writers included talking about how her love of ancient Greek and Latin kick-started the idea for her Roman Mysteries novels and how, in order to write a successful storyline, she always follows her 7 plot beats. What impressed me the most is how she engaged with the pre-teen audience: sharing fascinating facts about Pompeii and humorous Latin inscriptions to entertain and educate the children.

Needless to say, there was a stampede in the aisle to get signed copies of her books after the event. I had also noticed quite a few girls, and some boys, in the audience jotting down her writing tips as she spoke: maybe a few more archaeological tales might be following from the young creative minds over the coming weeks – let’s see!

Submission call for Bindweed Magazine Issue 4

 

Calling all short story writers and poets!

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Blue-tinted bindweed

Bindweed Magazine is now seeking submissions for the New Year. I’m looking for quality poetry and fiction for publication in January, February and March for Issue 4. Joseph Robert and I are already busy reviewing poetry that has been sent from all corners of the world, but we’d love to read more of your stories. Here’s what I need:

 

🍃 Flash fiction (scribbles, dibbles and dabbles of up to 1000 worlds)

🍃 Short stories (longer creative pieces of up to 3000 words).

🍃 Vignettes: word length as above

Check out the Bindweed guidelines for specifics at: https://bindweedmagazine.wordpress.com/submission-guidelines

 

Look forward to reading your work!

Leilanie 🌺

Happy National Poetry Day 2016

Since yesterday was National Poetry Day, I am spreading my love of poetry by sharing a couple of freebie poems from my lovely poet hubby, Joseph Robert and I. So, let’s cut to the chase and get down to all things poetry…

 

Unputdownable

By Leilanie Stewart 

(Page 9 – Metamorphosis of Woman)

 

There are some poems by

the poet who died

in the magazine

 

Not that he died

in the magazine

 

His poems just appeared

in the magazine

 

This is a poem about

the guy who died

but it’s not in the magazine

 

It might be in another magazine

but not this one

 

The one I’m talking about

The one that’s unputdownable

 

The magazine was unputdownable

but not the guy, the poet,

who was putdownable

 

A cocktail of drugs and cheap vodka

rendered him putdownable

 

And all that remains of him,

all that will live on,

 

are his dead-man poems

which are now

unputdownable.

 

This Poem Is Specifically Not About The Moon

By Joseph Robert 

(Page 13 – Realms of Man)

 

O, thou Serene

Silene

Siren

Light singing temptress of the poet’s heart

and the scientist’s eye

Dry Inert Rocks

Metal Flags

& Feelings

Dreams of deepness

Tides of seeming

I know, really a pebble is what you is

I’ll put you in my mouth and roll you along my tongue

Then I want to bite down

Shatter my teeth

Second poetry collection Forthcoming in March 2017

I’m celebrating this weekend at the news from publisher Virgil Kay that my second poetry collection, Chemotherapy for the Soul, is forthcoming from Canada based Fowlpox Press.

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This collection contains 35 poems dealing with reflection, depression and letting go of the past. It deals with counselling skills and self-therapy in overcoming difficult emotional obstacles. Despite my celebratory picture above, it’s a serious collection with darker themes, in contrast to my lighter, more humorous debut collection: A Model Archaeologist from Eyewear Publishing (2015).

Hope you can share my excitement with my latest literary news.

Making a living as a poet

A fellow writer and publisher forwarded an email to me this week, from The Society of Authors, about an event called Making a living as a poet. It occurred to me that one of the first things a poet wants to know before seriously pursuing a career in poetry is: can I pay the bills from my writing?

I think the answer to this depends on a few considerations. Let’s take a look at these below:

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