Zombie Reflux – new novella out this month

This month my new novella, Zombie Reflux, is out in print and as an ebook. The preview looks a tad blurry, but rest assured the actual cover is fine. Here’s the artwork, as I orginally designed it:

Zombie Reflux Front Cover

The cover reflects the dark humour of the satirical yarn. And as Joseph Robert’s review promises, the story is likely to offend most people about something along the way! Is the main character, Eric, a protagonist or an antagonist? When is the line crossed between having character flaws and unlikeable? The story is choc-a-block with people judging others, and of course society itself can’t fit us all into nice neat boxes? You decide. I just wrote it – as with any story, once it’s out of my head, it’s up to ‘society’ to deal with the aftermath. Enjoy!

Reading my fiction from The Crazy Oik magazine

My story, Elsie’s Eternal Eden, which was published in The Crazy Oik magazine (The Penniless Press, 2012) proved to be a good choice for vocabulary building activities in my recent Creative Writing workshop with 12-13 year old pupils. Unlike my usual scheduled Creative Writing workshops, I did a couple of recent sessions in their English classes, to tie in with what they’ve been studying as part of their curriculum. I chose to focus on the description of the otherworldly creature in my story, when it first appears to the protagonist, Elsie. The students drew a picture of how they imagined it as I read the paragraph, exploring words such as ‘hessian’ and ‘gnarled’… part of the reason why I found that teaching phonics to Japanese children (when I taught English in Japan) didn’t work well!

Creative Writing Workshop 3

Years ago, feedback for Elsie’s Eternal Eden was mixed. Some felt that the ending was too depressing. Some wanted the story to be more horror than magical realism. Of course, it is what it is, and published as I originally intended it. I was pleased that the majority of the students agreed, with only 3 voting that it should have been a horror.

Elsie's Eternal Eden activities

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Happy New 2014… with the Time Machine

December 31 is always a time for reflection and for a writer it should be a time to sum up the writing projects for the year and (hopefully) make sure everything is ready to write/ edit/ draft in the new year. But, the festive season is also a time to hibernate and rest, especially from work! Today I read H G Wells novella, the Time Machine, one of my favourites of his stories. I love reading this at the end of the year, as it emphasises the focus on looking to the future. For those of you who have read the story, you’ll know that the movie (the 1960s version) has a few key differences from the book, such as how the Time Traveller returns to the future with 3 key books which he feels will help to rebuild civilisation. Here are the 3 books I would bring:

Books for the future

Books for the future

 

A book on mythology is important, as myths and legends are at the root of every human culture, and often the similarities transcend cultural barriers – look at the flood myths for example (although Utnapishtim was the original and best, in my opinion!). Leading on from this of course is the epic of Gilgamesh, the oldest piece of literature in the world. Thankfully Sumerian culture is alive today because of all those scholars thousands of years ago writing with their styluses on clay tablets. Then, last but not least I would bring along The Apology of Socrates. If, in the distant future, there were any people left to rebuild civilisation, what better way to summarise the repercussions of independent thought, bravery and democracy than reading Plato’s words?

Happy New 2014 to all good-hearted people in the world!

My poems in Jellyfish Whispers Magazine

This month 3 of my poems have been published in Jellyfish Whispers. The magazine showcases nature-themed verse, a fitting home for my environmental batch this time round. Hard not to think about climate change when we’re (reportedly) in for another chilly winter for the second year in a row.

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The editor of Jellyfish Whispers, A. J. Huffman, describes how as a resident of the Sunshine State, her heart belongs to the sea. Indeed, the sea is a constant source of inspiration for many poets. As for me, I tend not to think of sunny shores with palm trees and cocktails (only as far as my next holiday goes!) but rather desolate beaches in winter. What is beyond the barren grey sand and huge, icy waves? Melodramatic thoughts, perhaps. Why not! Tis the season for reflection as the end of the year approaches. At least this year, it isn’t Armaggedon (see my post from Dec 21 last year for more on this topic!).

Jellyfish Whispers is a magazine published by Kind of a Hurricane Press. Some of my fiction has appeared in another of A. J. Huffman’s magazines, Pound of Flash. Joseph Robert’s poems have also appeared in Pyrokinection Magazine and in a recent anthology run by Kind of a Hurricane Press, Insert Coin Here.

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Leilanie Stewart

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GCSE Poetry Live 2013 event

On Friday the GCSE Poetry Live event was held at the Dominion Theatre in London. Poets such as Carol Ann Duffy, Gillian Clarke, Simon Armitage, Grace Nichols, Imtiaz Dharker and John Agard read their work to an audience of GCSE students and teachers from schools all over the country. I attended the same event back in 2010 with Year 11 pupils from work, but this time was much more engaging not only for myself as an adult and a poet, but for the students. As any parents out there might agree, getting teenagers interested poetry is a hard task.

Being a fan of Grace Nichols I’ve had her collection, The Fat Black Woman’s Poems, for many years, but I took the opportunity to get my copy signed backstage during a break. I was  flattered that Grace thought I was a student… not too bad for a 32 year old to be mistaken for someone half their age! In addition to reading her poems which appear on the GCSE syllabus (one of my favourites is ‘Price we pay for the sun’ from The Fat Black Woman’s poems), Grace read a new poem soon to be published, in memory of Nelson Mandela.

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Simon Armitage was a favourite with the students on the day, with interesting anecdotes for each of the poems he read. During the question and answer session at the end of his reading, a girl asked what advice he would give to aspiring poets. At first he answered with a resounding, ‘Don’t’. He elaborated by saying that (referring to the established poets): ‘We’ve pretty much got it made. We don’t want anyone new coming along with their fresh ideas and their fresh way of looking at things’, before admitting that he was ‘joking’ and on second thought ‘half-joking’. He then continued with his ‘real’ advice to ‘Read lots – you can’t be a writer if you aren’t a reader’. He also mentioned that ‘a writer should know their likes and dislikes’. All very true. Hopefully some of our younger generation will listen to his advice and take the poetry world by storm by coming up with some fresh new perspective on poetry and break all the conventions!

I enjoyed Carol Ann Duffy’s reading better this time than previously, probably because of her inspiration by Greek mythology, as in ‘Medusa’ (she didn’t know who killed Medusa, however, and appealed to the teachers to explain to their students – I was happy to tell my Year 11 girls of the gorgeous and heroic Perseus!) and ‘Hour’ with its allusion to King Midas and his golden touch. My own poem about Medusa was published in The Blue Hour Magazine in June this year – you can read it here.

Of course, the organisers of the event left the most dynamic of the readers for last. John Agard always receives a standing O with his explosive way with words. Really fantastic to watch live. It’s also thanks to the Poetry Live event that I learned how John Agard and Grace Nichols are a poet couple! Aww!

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Ingredients for writing a novel

29 Nov 2013: Ingredients for writing a novel

Ingredients:

  • Coffee (optional, but it does keep one awake)
  • 2 notebooks (one for story research, the other for a chapter plan)
  • Camera (For details and location ideas… are you really going to remember the colour of that all-too-important bridge/ pub/ café/ house etc several months later?)
  • Computer (to type up that first draft – preferably on a chapter by chapter basis… it wouldn’t be good to lose your work now, would it?)
  • A red marker – for editing!

Recipe:

1. Sketch an outline of your story. Who is your main character(s)? What is the plot (if any)? Or, if none of the above, what is the basic concept of your story? Mix all of these ingredients well.

2. Drink coffee – get those brain cells in gear! A little liquid can soften the mix.

3. Chapter plan – you don’t have to have your opening, but it’s best to try for a rough order of events! Use a cutter and evenly arrange your story ideas.

4. Drink more coffee, or get the kettle back on – fast! More liquid will stop any stickiness!

5. Do research. Get rid of the writing ailments – finger cramp, sore eyes, writers block – by going out to bookstores, libraries or even (if relevant) location scouting. Write notes, draw pictures, take photos. Now you’re ready to stick it in the oven.

6. Get your chapters started before the ideas coagulate in your brain. It’s no good in your head – get it onto paper and you can work with it. Cooking time varies from dish to dish.

7. Once you’ve done the first draft, leave it to cool on a cooling rack for a week or two. Then get back to it, armed with a red pen!

Draft one: needs a lot of work!

Draft one: needs a lot of work!

Serving:

A first draft can take as short or as long as you like. My first novel (which I finished in 2012 and is currently being considered by a publisher) took me 6 months for the first draft, but the one I’m currently working on took 2 months. I’m currently at the red pen stage… but with a little whipped cream on top, this should turn out to be a tasty enough cake – provided it doesn’t deflate at the last minute!

Stalemate

Chess

Chess

Metamorphosis of Woman/ Realms of Man – reversible poetry chapbook by Leilanie Stewart and Joseph Robert

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Stalemate (page 6 – Metamorphosis of Woman)

You were playing chess with my soul

I saw you eat the pieces

As you went along

I watched the black and white squares

Slide into the abhorrent depths

Of my subconscious

You took my knight, but it’s okay;

I have another

I’ll have my revenge

I’ll stamp those L-shaped patterns

All over your sadistic mind

I can see that it’s going this way

So I’ll finish it off-

I didn’t checkmate your wicked heart,

That happened long ago

And anyway, it’s too cliché

My pawn’s at the other side now

Wait until my Queen brings forth

A whole new reign of terror

On your brutal, tyrannical ass.

© 2012 Leilanie Stewart

Choose a Path Book series – help for bored young readers

This week I’ve just begun a reading project aiming at helping teenagers struggling with low literacy. I came across the Choose a Path book series and immediately thought what a fun idea the whole thing is. Not only does the reader get to choose which direction the story takes (turning to specific pages depending on what choices you make), but there are vocabulary building activities along the way. I really think that even children who regard reading as a chore would have to love this idea – you’re given control over the story, you get involved with the protagonist (young people need to relate to the main character, otherwise they get bored quickly) and you get a deeper understanding of POV and characterisation because you’re in the story, as opposed to being dragged along for the ride. It’s also a good starting point for budding young writers who want to develop their storytelling skills, but aren’t sure where to start. Personally my favourite is ‘Time Traveller’s Treasure’. Anything with fantasy elements+dinosaur chases is always a winner for me!

Choose a path

Poems of To-Day… from yesteryear

A while ago, I picked up a book of poetry from an antique bookstore. I often browse in secondhand or antique bookstores for hidden gems among the shelves and on this occasion I found a book called ‘Poems of To-day’ which was published by Sidgwick & Jackson Ltd in 1930. It was such a nice book bound in leather with rough-cut pages, even if tainted by what looked to be a coffee mug stain on the front cover. I flicked through to see if I liked the poems, then deciding that I did, bought it for £2. 

Usually old books of poetry can be hit or miss. I’m not fond of Iambic rhythms, preferring free verse over blank verse and I find that I often have to dig for poems that I enjoy reading, in old books. But as a former archaeologist, I have to admit this makes the discovery of a good read among the rubble even more satisfying!

Poems of Today...from yesteryear

As I was sitting down to my morning coffee, I decided to give this good ol’ mildew-ridden book some attention. It happened to fall open at a poem by Robert Bridges called, ‘I never shall love the snow again‘. If you read it, you might think this a melancholic way to start the day, but I thought the poem quite fitting, not with the weather outside (just because I’m a poet doesn’t mean I have to get melodramatic with it all!) but with the mildew on the cover (but because I’m a poet, allow me to get metaphysical with it all!). Anyway, I suppose poetry trends are ephemeral. Rhyming poetry isn’t as popular these days, at least not with small press print journals and ezines that I’ve read – but is still preferred among my young writers in the workshops I run. Of course, the students are honest that the reason for this is because it saves them having to root around for metaphors or meaning – they can simply take the lazy way out of an assignment and throw together a bunch of rhyming words (I always discourage this as much as possible and instead have them experiment with different forms!) Still, as a writer, I think it’s best to read as much as possible and learn something from even the work you don’t like to read. After all, it can help you gain an outside perspective on your own work.

Resources for Writers and Poets

As every writer knows, it’s easy to spend hours searching for new magazines either to read or to submit work to. I could easily browse the archives at the Southbank Poetry Library for hours, or look about at ezines and while that’s all well and good – after all, a writer needs new markets for their work – sometimes I find the time spent can eat into my writing time. So, to make life easier for myself, here’s a few places where markets, competitions and advice for writers is all just a click away:

Write Out Loud Directory – for poetry resources, festivals, competitions etc.

The Poetry Library – competitions, magazines, publishers (small and major press).

Absolute Write – forums which offer support to all writers, whether novice or pro.

After all, every writer needs a supporting hand from time to time!

A Helping Hand - support for writers and poets

A Helping Hand – support for writers and poets