The Libertarian’s Prison

Joseph Robert © 2017
Brietbart Bots Barf Consensus: Change the Conversation:

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RE: The Trotskyist Trots: No, Not Here!: Not On My Watch:

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Dirty Immigrant Takes Doctor’s Dime:

Robert Mercer’s Mercenary Machines: Lock Her Up!:

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Vladimir Hoovers up FBI Attention: Crimea No Big Deal:

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Cambridge Analytica are Good Guys: Libya Was an Evil Error:

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Economic Nationalism Is Not National Socialism:

The Ole Stars and Bars Flies: White Supremacist to Speak:

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Muslim Ban Does Not Discriminate on Religious Grounds:

Not a Genuine Human-Being: Anger Does NOT Make You Weak:

This Real Secret All Millionaires Know Revealed:

Confusion Breeds Suggestible Certainty:

Optimism is The Same Thing as Inchoate Rage:

Feel bad for the Species that idolizes its predators,

And, someone, please,

Liberate me from this Libertarian Liberation,


They hate our Government’s meddling with the Money,

It itself creates, They want us to be free to do as they say,

So, Liberate me from Common as Muck, Big Shot Libertarians

Those losers and above all sore winners, the whiners,

Go Forage for Favours With Farage, Nigel

Ya Corbynista Slagging Chameleon,

Get Over It! You Won! However, nevertheless, if I may say

Let us be at Liberty to Leave and become Libertarians

And Their Chimera: Not to Be Used: Error:

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5th Columnist Right-Wing Nutjob Conspiracy Theorist:

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(Also, ‘inchoate’, WTF?!?)

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I sit on your Friends List: They Sit on Your Face: Who?

The Enemy of The People

The Lil’ People Commentariat

Android Android Androids

Those Supreme Court Judges

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I am no one talking to nobody about nothing, for you to read.

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About Leilanie Stewart

Leilanie Stewart is an author and poet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. She has written four novels, including award-winning ghost horror, The Blue Man, as well as three poetry collections. Her writing confronts the nature of self; her novels feature main characters on a dark psychological journey who have a crisis of identity and create a new sense of being. She began writing for publication while working as an English teacher in Japan, a career pathway that has influenced themes in her writing. Her former career as an Archaeologist has also inspired her writing and she has incorporated elements of archaeology and mythology into both her fiction and poetry. In addition to promoting her own work, Leilanie runs Bindweed Magazine, a creative writing literary journal with her writer husband, Joseph Robert. Aside from publishing pursuits, Leilanie enjoys spending time with her husband and their lively literary lad, a voracious reader of sea monster books. CONNECT WITH ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

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