Joseph Robert’s flash fiction in Farther Stars Magazine

Gullible is Joseph Robert’s latest flash fiction piece, published today in Farther Stars. Farther Stars is a magazine dedicated to Science Fiction. Whilst Gullible can be read as an intergalactic piece, it can also work as a satire of more down-to-earth workplaces, albeit full of ‘space-cadets’.

Intergalactic Bureaucracy!

Intergalactic Bureaucracy!

The story is applicable to any bureaucratic company where there is more of an emphasis on hierarchy than productivity. Take the bigwig in Gullible: Frere Tizzavum Krieg-Sensei. We know the type; ladder-climbing, rule following (except when it applies to them), secretly money-fiddling, overly critical-of-their-employees type of people. And as with any dysfunctional and badly managed workplace Continue reading

Poetry Collection: The Blue Book by Jeremy Young

The Blue Book Jeremy Young

The Blue Book is a collection of 60 poems by Jeremy Young exploring social mores through a variety of themes covering everything from contemporary culture to mythology. In poems such as ‘Prayer’, ‘Rhetoric’, ‘Marketing’, ‘Bleaching a Mouse’ and ‘Wot I Fink’, cynicism is cut by humour bringing the bigger picture into context, often in the last stanza, to poke fun at the absurdity of life. An example of how wit and neuroticism are blended well is shown in ‘Vivisection B’, which compares writing poetry to a medical emergency:

‘Secure the stanzas on the gurney

check the meters and complete the forms…

Several of the poems deal with the darker side of life through themes such as war and mortality. Continue reading

Chapbook Publishers

Chapbook Publishing... so many options

Chapbook Publishing… so many options

Looking for a chapbook publisher? Not afraid to go it alone? Willing to consider author-funded as an option? Check out the following links for chapbook publishers, self publishing options, POD and more. There are probably loads more, but these are the ones with books that I’ve either seen reviewed or heard about: Continue reading

Pamphlet this week – Backyard Cabbages by Simon Robson

What I look for in a poetry pamphlet or book is the quality of writing, first and foremost, followed by the presentation of the poems. I don’t care for shiny covers, or ISBNs, or fancy publishing and copyright information – after all, half the publishers you hear of are actually vanity press. That is not to deride vanity press, of course; after all, some people have the ££££ to spend, and the garage to stock their books while they sell them at events.

Backyard Cabbages by Simon RobsonAs a fellow artist, I can appreciate the charm in Simon Robson’s photocopied pamphlet, Backyard Cabbages. It contains 17 pages of poetry along with black and white photographs of a garden shot in high exposure. Many of the poems focus on ordinary people; neighbours, locals, any sort you would meet in your neighbourhood or down the pub. The poems and photos give the reader a sense of loneliness and isolation as the poet observes everyday occurrences and unsuspecting people, writing about the events in candid speech that is quirky and at times humorous. Continue reading

Indie writers and the poetry scene

A few years ago, all the advice available for novice poets pointed to getting yourself published in print magazines, building up a CV and approaching a publisher with a book-length collection. Nowadays, with so many small press magazines folding (whether through postage costs, lack of subscribers or withdrawal of Arts Council funding), more and more poets are turning to ezines as a way of promoting their work, and many are self publishing pamplets at local events and (if brave) sending work for review. But what are the chances of a new or up-and-coming poet making it in a ‘scene’? Here’s my tongue-in-cheek take on scenesters:

Hitting below the belt...

Hitting below the belt…

How would I boil down the options? Considering that the ultimate aim of a poet is to have their work read (hey, let’s be honest, who makes a profit at this work anyway?), here’s my idea: Continue reading

Reading my poetry from Sarasvati Magazine

In one of my recent Creative Writing workshops for young people, I decided to read one of my poems from a batch of four that were published in Issue 17 of Sarasvati Magazine three years ago. It’s often hard to find poetry that will engage youngsters as they tend to think of poetry as old fashioned, and boys tend to avoid it thinking it ‘sissy-ish’. Luckily for youngsters, performance poetry is making it seem ‘cool’ again.

Creative Writing Workshop 1

For my latest session, I chose to read my poem ‘Glass Vision’ for its use of metaphors. The students enjoyed the vocabulary exercise – I gave them a copy of the poem with certain words blanked out and had them listen to the poem as published to fill in the gaps using synonyms for the original words. Most of them could relate to the poem in some way – since it was about the breakdown of a relationship, nearly all admitted they’d lost a best friend at some point in their lives. Bless!

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Leilanie Stewart

Joseph Robert

Zombie Reflux paperback available on Amazon

My novella, Zombie Reflux, which was published last month is now available in paperback from Amazon (UK) and Amazon (US). You can get the ebook through Kindle (UK) and Kindle (US) too.

Here’s an early sketch of the cover art, before I applied the acrylic paint. With my art work, I always tend to sketch out the preliminary idea in pencil, then go over the outline in ink before filling in with paint. This A3 sketch took me about 15-20 minutes. The acrylic paint job took an additional hour.

Zombie Reflux by Leilanie Stewart... pencil and ink

Zombie Reflux by Leilanie Stewart… pencil and ink

My poems in Dead Snakes

Three of my poems are out in Dead Snakes this month, alongside Wayne Russell and Donal Mahoney. Last year, one of Joseph Robert’s poems also appeared in Dead Snakes – you can read his poem here. My latest batch of poems are poetic weirdos that deal with refuse in the mind. We all have stagnant thoughts, do we not? But when the junkyard collects too much detritus, the question we have to ask ourselves is: what can be salvaged? A poem will extract the nutrients that can be used to make the body stronger – if the crap doesn’t kill you first. But if nothing can be salvaged from the rubble, then do what you must and flush it down the crapper where it belongs!Unchilicious by Leilanie Stewart

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Leilanie Stewart

Joseph Robert

Joseph Robert’s poems in Black Mirror Magazine

This month Joseph Robert has 3 poems appearing in Black Mirror Magazine. Issue 6 is dedicated to Groundhog Day, but Joseph’s poems are more relevant to another celebration this month – Valentine’s Day. One romantic, one not so romantic and one that’s more about the head than the heart in a ritual favoured by the ancients… at times I feel trepanning might have its uses. When the head is filled with pus that not even a writer can put into a publishable form, perhaps it would be better to drill a nice, neat hole. But since this month is more about cupid than Lethe, let us focus on romance. Aren’t I a lucky one-half-of-a-writer-couple? There’s no shadow forecasting 6 more weeks of winter for this little groundhog!

No more winter for these romantic groundhogs

No more winter for these romantic groundhogs

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Leilanie Stewart

Joseph Robert

Zombie Reflux ebook on Kindle

My novella, Zombie Reflux, is now available on Kindle. As many authors would agree, it’s good to publish in a variety of formats, both in print and as an ebook, or PDF. Here’s a photo of me with my proof copy from Lulu.

Zombie Reflux - novella by Leilanie Stewart

Zombie Reflux has been published by Meandi Books (2014). What does Meandi mean? Apparently the name is derived from Ancient Sanskrit, meaning ‘Fountain of overflowing truth’. However, the etymology makes for an ambiguous translation and as such, another possible interpretation could be ‘backed-up toilet’. Have fun reading!