Memorising The Big Bad… a poem by Joseph Robert

Joseph Robert’s latest poem, Memorising The Big Bad, is out in Dead Snakes this week. Call me biased, but there aren’t many poets whose work ‘goes there’ like Joseph’s does! Can you put a full-stop on cynicism? Not in my humble opinion, since I reckon cynicism is honesty and honesty has no boundaries. You go there and you keep on going! Dead Snakes is an online poetry journal well worth a read. The poets deal with honest subject matter, rather than playing it safe with topics that won’t question and won’t explore. Why does honesty make some people feel uncomfortable? Here’s my interpretation:

There’s cynicism and there’s bigotry. Bigotry=denial. Cynicism=truth. Hard truths=hard facts to face. Don’t want to face facts?=denial. Denial= prejudice. Prejudice=limited world view. Limited world view=life is not life. Life is merely ‘existence’!

Interpretation over, no more digressing! Apart from Joseph’s poetry, my other favourite poets on Dead Snakes are Donal Mahoney, Alan Catlin and Jeremiah Walton. 🙂

Featured poetry on The Sound of Poetry Review

Poems, poems poems… a busy week! My fiction has been taking a bit of a back seat lately with all my poetry publications. My latest batch of featured poems appear this week in The Sound of Poetry Review.

Are poems really any easier to write than fiction? Many writers I speak to say, yes. As for me, I suppose I’d say not especially so. Whenever inspiration strikes, I usually have to mull the idea over for a while before a poem or short story materialises fully formed on paper. For a poem, it takes a few minutes for me to jot it down and for a story, depending on the length, anything up to an hour. I rarely edit my poetry. No line changes, no vocab changes, no rewriting of any stanzas. Maybe I’m weird like that, but it comes together in my head as a complete piece before I even write it down. On the other hand, my stories tend to go through one or two drafts before I’m happy with them. Every writer has their own style, of course. But what I like most is being able to whip out a notebook on the train and write a poem on the go, or a quick bit of micro-fiction. A flash in the pan equals two poems in the hand… or something like that!

Poetry this month – Tips for Writers

My poems ‘Sunshine’ and ‘Circle of Friends’ are out in Tips for Writers this month. Issue 94 is Memorial themed with a good collection of sweet, sad and sentimental verse… and just to break the alliterative thread, my couple of poems throw some cynicism into the mix. Does the sun really shine in March? Not in Britain it doesn’t! And as for the ‘Circle of friends’ which my poem alludes to, perhaps a gravestone would be an appropriate photo! My favourite piece in Issue 94 is ‘Microtale’ by Perry McDaid – this fun little two-liner put a smile on my face 🙂

Tips for Writers 94

Northern Ireland, flags… and battle standards!

Game of Thrones Season 2 is out this week. I have to say, I’m enjoying it as much as the first season. It’s good to have a TV show that’s well written for a change. Apart from being a writer, and hence preferring to read books, one of the reasons I don’t own a TV is because of the poor quality of shows that are on. I wouldn’t want to pay an exorbitant licence to watch reality TV and ads.

Hopefully Game of Thrones will bring Northern Ireland some good press amidst the ongoing flag dispute. I was so happy to find out that the first season was filmed at the Giants Causeway in the North Antrim coast and in Tollymore forest and that my country was seeing an increase in tourism as a result. But since December last year, the flag situation has put good old Norn Irn back in the headlines for the wrong reasons.

Oh well, what to do? As an ex-pat living in London, all I can do is watch and wait. In the meantime, I’ll keep my eyes on the fictional battle, rather than the real-life one. The only question is, how did they manage to make Westeros look so warm in chilly Belfast?!

Titanic Museum in Belfast

Titanic Museum in Belfast

Shelf Life…

Shelf Life... a romantic board walk for a married writing couple!

Shelf Life… a romantic board walk for a married writing couple!

Perhaps it is time for a new definition for the idiom ‘on the shelf’. If this is my shelf life, may it long live beyond its expiry date! Joseph Robert and I were browsing at the Southbank poetry library last week (as we often do) and we noticed that our most recent publications were side by side on display. It just so happened that Ariadne’s Thread under ‘A’ and Decanto on the next shelf filed under ‘D’ worked out to be side by side next to each other. Somebody (a customer, no doubt) had misfiled Graffiti in the ‘A’ section on the shelf below Ariadne’s Thread. Usually such things bother me, but in this case, I saw it as a prime opportunity for a photo… or rather, Joseph did!

The Prophet of Whimsey by Joseph Robert

Joseph Robert’s publication, The Prophet of Whimsey, is out in Unlikely Stories Episode IV this month. Editor Jonathan Penton calls it fiction-esque, a pretty apt description! Like myself, my writer hubby likes to break the mould with work that falls somewhere within the depths of the vast realm of poetry and prose… Go ahead and try it on for size: where does it fit on your perception continuum? But the problem is where to start the process on Kolb’s Experential Learning Model! 😉

Reading Homeostasis at Ariadne’s Thread Issue 4 launch

Armando Halpern, author and editor of Ariadne’s Thread literary journal, hosted the launch of Issue 4 at The Old Ship Inn last night. Contributors from the current issue and past journals read their poetry and prose. The venue gave a nice, relaxed atmosphere for the readings and the pub staff were happy to turn the music off. My cross-genre piece, Homeostasis, bridged the gap between poetry and prose. I’m more accustomed to reading my poetry at events so it was new (but fun!) territory for me to be reading something a bit different. Check out Joseph Robert‘s interesting camera work, that I think adds an eerie dimension to my work!

The Poetry Library

Over the New Year break while I was browsing at the Southbank Poetry Library, I noticed a sign on the door about recent thefts. Apparently the staff have had to do bag searches because this has been a problem over the past few months. I have to admit I was as much surprised as I was annoyed. Surprised because I didn’t think the type of people who would appreciate poetry would be the type to steal books. This isn’t an entirely unjustified thought, when you consider that during the 2011 riots, it was interesting to note how all the shoes/ clothes/ food shops at Clapham Junction were shown on the news being broken into and looted, leaving only the Waterstones bookstore untouched among the chaos. Incidentally, that particular store has now closed.

I’ve also noticed when I go book shopping myself, in any of the numerous Waterstones/ Foyles stores in central London, that the poetry section at any branch is not only small, but virtually empty. Of course, this might be something to do with shoppers buying poetry ebooks or shopping through Amazon, but I’d always assumed that poetry catered for a small market anyway. So, while the guilty part of me has to admit I was happy to note how popular poetry actually is, it really annoyed me to think of people stealing from poets who work hard, and often for no profit! Poetry is mostly a labour of love – a love of performing live, a love of the spoken word, an appreciation of having a nicely printed and bound collection of work… all to be nicked by some inconsiderate person, albeit with good taste!

Merry New Armageddon!

Happy Doomsday everyone!

 

Today is officially Armageddon according to the Mayan calendar (21 December 2012). So here’s a checklist of things to do to save yourself:

1. Get some white candles for protection (most likely from your own insanity)

2. Go to the top of the nearest mountain (to wait for rescue from aliens… you might be one of the lucky few to hitch-hike on board a spaceship)

3. Don’t forget to do one last charitable thing and give away all your savings to strangers

4. While you’re at it, might as well set fire to all your possessions and your home

5. If you haven’t already done so, better to get into an underground bunker and don’t reappear until at least Dec 23 (maximum safe distance)

6. Better bring a blow-up boat in case it’s a flood, a fire-proof suit in case it’s a meteor, and bug repellent in case it’s a plague of insects

 

If we all manage to survive and haven’t turned into eloi or morlocks ie. H G Wells, then Merry Christmas and a Happy New 2013! Armageddinouttahere!

http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/uk/111636/armageddinouttahere-wiccans-rubbish-mayan-calendar-prophecy-exodus

 

Homo Sapien Leilanderthalensis 🙂

Ebooks and the future of publishing

Amazon, Smashwords, Autharium, Online Originals, Bubok… these are the Ebook publishers I’ve heard of and there’s probably many more I have yet to come across. Lately, I’ve been researching Ebooks and wondering if this really is the future of publishing. Other writers I speak to have various thoughts on the future of books… that large publishers will prevail and the smaller ones will fold, or the opposite: that large publishers tend to stick to only ‘safe’ work, and won’t keep up in the face of changing trends, and therefore, smaller, edgier publishers will take over. And then there’s the role of literary agents; are they going to become less important now that authors are choosing to self-publish through kindle or kobo or any of the other Ebook options available online? In 2003, when I bought the Writers and Artists yearbook to do my research, I noticed that most of the publishers stated ‘unsolicited manuscripts welcome’, but now, the majority seem to say, ‘no unsolicited MS’, or ‘via a literary agent only’. Another interesting thing I noticed is that ten years ago, self-publishing was considered a less preferable option, whereas now it seems to be encouraged.

I’ve looked around at some Ebook samples and author profiles and it seems to me that as much as there are obvious pros to self-publishing online, there are many cons. Quality of the work for one: not many Ebook publishers seem to have submission guidelines. Traditional publishers definitely do. A benefit of Ebook publishing is the online publicity the author will get, however a downside is that since Ebook publishing is available to anyone, professionals will appear alongside hobbyists and some writers are put off by such a fact. Of course, Ebooks aren’t the only solution; I have seen ‘author-funded’ and other self-publishing packages, but they can sometimes charge a lot of money and give little or no promotion to the author, compared with free Ebook publishing options and generous royalties. In terms of online presence though, I’ve found that many self-publishing places offer services such as a sales page on their website, in addition to a nicely printed book that you can distribute at poetry reading nights or other literary events.

Writing is such an isolated occupation that the pros and cons of both need to be weighed up properly. In my humble opinion, the nature of publishing is changing and new trends have not yet been fully established. So for potential authors submitting to traditional publishers and frustrated when they get a reply slip that says ‘not taking on any new clients’, I can understand why they turn to Ebooks and other self-publishing options.