Happy Doomsday everyone!
Today is officially Armageddon according to the Mayan calendar (21 December 2012). So here’s a checklist of things to do to save yourself:
1. Get some white candles for protection (most likely from your own insanity)
2. Go to the top of the nearest mountain (to wait for rescue from aliens… you might be one of the lucky few to hitch-hike on board a spaceship)
3. Don’t forget to do one last charitable thing and give away all your savings to strangers
4. While you’re at it, might as well set fire to all your possessions and your home
5. If you haven’t already done so, better to get into an underground bunker and don’t reappear until at least Dec 23 (maximum safe distance)
6. Better bring a blow-up boat in case it’s a flood, a fire-proof suit in case it’s a meteor, and bug repellent in case it’s a plague of insects
If we all manage to survive and haven’t turned into eloi or morlocks ie. H G Wells, then Merry Christmas and a Happy New 2013! Armageddinouttahere!
http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/uk/111636/armageddinouttahere-wiccans-rubbish-mayan-calendar-prophecy-exodus
Homo Sapien Leilanderthalensis 🙂
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About Leilanie Stewart
Leilanie Stewart is an author and poet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. She has written four novels, including award-winning ghost horror, The Blue Man, as well as three poetry collections. Her writing confronts the nature of self; her novels feature main characters on a dark psychological journey who have a crisis of identity and create a new sense of being. She began writing for publication while working as an English teacher in Japan, a career pathway that has influenced themes in her writing. Her former career as an Archaeologist has also inspired her writing and she has incorporated elements of archaeology and mythology into both her fiction and poetry.
In addition to promoting her own work, Leilanie runs Bindweed Magazine, a creative writing literary journal with her writer husband, Joseph Robert. Aside from publishing pursuits, Leilanie enjoys spending time with her husband and their lively literary lad, a voracious reader of sea monster books.
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