Happy Doomsday everyone!

 

Today is officially Armageddon according to the Mayan calendar (21 December 2012). So here’s a checklist of things to do to save yourself:

1. Get some white candles for protection (most likely from your own insanity)

2. Go to the top of the nearest mountain (to wait for rescue from aliens… you might be one of the lucky few to hitch-hike on board a spaceship)

3. Don’t forget to do one last charitable thing and give away all your savings to strangers

4. While you’re at it, might as well set fire to all your possessions and your home

5. If you haven’t already done so, better to get into an underground bunker and don’t reappear until at least Dec 23 (maximum safe distance)

6. Better bring a blow-up boat in case it’s a flood, a fire-proof suit in case it’s a meteor, and bug repellent in case it’s a plague of insects

 

If we all manage to survive and haven’t turned into eloi or morlocks ie. H G Wells, then Merry Christmas and a Happy New 2013! Armageddinouttahere!

http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/uk/111636/armageddinouttahere-wiccans-rubbish-mayan-calendar-prophecy-exodus

 

Homo Sapien Leilanderthalensis 🙂

About Leilanie Stewart

Leilanie Stewart is an author and poet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. Her writing centres around protagonists who are on a journey of self-discovery and who explore their identity by overcoming adversity. She began writing for publication while working as an English teacher in Japan, a career pathway that has influenced themes in her writing. Her former career as an Archaeologist has also inspired her writing and she has incorporated elements of archaeology and mythology into both her fiction and poetry. In addition to promoting her own work, Leilanie runs Bindweed Magazine, a creative writing ezine, with her writer husband, Joseph Robert. Aside from literary pursuits, Leilanie enjoys spending time with her husband and their lively literary tot, a voracious reader of construction vehicle books. CONNECT WITH ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA: https://mailchi.mp/17e6ca162ff3/leilanie-stewart-author

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  1. […] as the end of the year approaches. At least this year, it isn’t Armaggedon (see my post from Dec 21 last year for more on this […]

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